middle-aged Japanese men are fun...

ME: What do you like to do in the morning?
Learner: I wake up smoke cigarette right away.
ME: Do you get out of bed or brush your teeth?
Learner: No, must smoke immediately.
ME: What do you do at night?
Learner: Drink liquor. Smoke cigarettes.
ME: Do you do anything else?
Learner: Sometimes play poker.