Thursday, November 17, 2011

Me: What country are you from?
Mac:(15 yrs old): Japan
Me: I've always wanted to visit Japan but I've never been.
Mac: Uh oh. Do not visit Japan.
Me: Why?
Mac: Fukushima!!!

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Me: What color is the woman's hair?
Learner: Her hair is brown color.
Me: Yes, her hair is brown. And what is she wearing?
Learner: She dressed like she wants to get raid.

Monday, November 14, 2011

Me: Hello, Nero. It's great to see you again. How are you?
Nero: I am not bad; how are you, teachah?
Me: I'm great, but please call me Charhybdis.
Nero: Okay, teachah.

Saturday, November 5, 2011

Me: What do you like to do in the afternoon?
Learner: I'd like to go sightseeing, or paint a picture or go for a swim.
Me: Very good.
Learner: What do you like to do in the afternoon?
Me: Take a nap.
Learner: Typical lazy man.

Friday, November 4, 2011

y don't u believe me?

Me: Where do you live?
Learner: I live in Tokyo.
Me: Oh, you know I love Japanese food.
Learner: Like what?
Me: Sushi, sashimi, gyudon, shabu shabu, sukiyaki...
Learner: And samurais and geisha.
Me: Haha! that's not food.
Learner: When did you live in Japan?
Me: I've never been to Japan.
Learner: Riiight.