kids are more fun than parents...

Dan: Hello teachah.
Me: Hi Dan, call me Charhybdis. How are you?
Dan: I am angry!
Me: Why?
Dan: I am hungry and my mom and dad will not let me have dinner until I finish my lesson.
Me: Oh, I'm sorry. Well, let's work quickly.
*muffled voices of Dan's parents yelling in Korean*
Dan: I'm sorry teachah. I am very happy to be here and work with you today.