domo arigatou mr. roboto

Now I'm tutoring writing and reading online... The stories will be coming back.


Student: Can I ask you something off topic....like WAYYYY off topic?
Me: Okay.
Student: I've been using this since 7th grade and are you real people or like roboty things?
Me: I'm a real person. Everyone you talk to is a real person. :)
Student: Good. I'm kinda scared of robots.

Me: What country are you from?
Mac:(15 yrs old): Japan
Me: I've always wanted to visit Japan but I've never been.
Mac: Uh oh. Do not visit Japan.
Me: Why?
Mac: Fukushima!!!

Me: What color is the woman's hair?
Learner: Her hair is brown color.
Me: Yes, her hair is brown. And what is she wearing?
Learner: She dressed like she wants to get raid.

Me: Hello, Nero. It's great to see you again. How are you?
Nero: I am not bad; how are you, teachah?
Me: I'm great, but please call me Charhybdis.
Nero: Okay, teachah.

Me: What do you like to do in the afternoon?
Learner: I'd like to go sightseeing, or paint a picture or go for a swim.
Me: Very good.
Learner: What do you like to do in the afternoon?
Me: Take a nap.
Learner: Typical lazy man.

y don't u believe me?

Me: Where do you live?
Learner: I live in Tokyo.
Me: Oh, you know I love Japanese food.
Learner: Like what?
Me: Sushi, sashimi, gyudon, shabu shabu, sukiyaki...
Learner: And samurais and geisha.
Me: Haha! that's not food.
Learner: When did you live in Japan?
Me: I've never been to Japan.
Learner: Riiight.

r u calling me fat?

Me: Hello!
Su: I'm Su, and I'm fifteen years old.
Me: Do you like Mexican food?
Su: Yes, I love everything food. I'm foodie.
Me: Oh, me too! I love Mexican food and sushi.
Su: But, I am skinny.
Me:...me too.
Su: Really?
Me: Yes.
Su: REALLY?