y don't u believe me?

Me: Where do you live?
Learner: I live in Tokyo.
Me: Oh, you know I love Japanese food.
Learner: Like what?
Me: Sushi, sashimi, gyudon, shabu shabu, sukiyaki...
Learner: And samurais and geisha.
Me: Haha! that's not food.
Learner: When did you live in Japan?
Me: I've never been to Japan.
Learner: Riiight.