Me: What do you like to do in the afternoon?
Learner: I'd like to go sightseeing, or paint a picture or go for a swim.
Me: Very good.
Learner: What do you like to do in the afternoon?
Me: Take a nap.
Learner: Typical lazy man.

y don't u believe me?

Me: Where do you live?
Learner: I live in Tokyo.
Me: Oh, you know I love Japanese food.
Learner: Like what?
Me: Sushi, sashimi, gyudon, shabu shabu, sukiyaki...
Learner: And samurais and geisha.
Me: Haha! that's not food.
Learner: When did you live in Japan?
Me: I've never been to Japan.
Learner: Riiight.

r u calling me fat?

Me: Hello!
Su: I'm Su, and I'm fifteen years old.
Me: Do you like Mexican food?
Su: Yes, I love everything food. I'm foodie.
Me: Oh, me too! I love Mexican food and sushi.
Su: But, I am skinny.
Me:...me too.
Su: Really?
Me: Yes.
Su: REALLY?

Me: Have you traveled to India?
Learner: Yes, terrible experience.
Me: Did you drink the water?
Learner: Yes, much diarrhea.

Me: What animal is this?
Joe: This is chicken.
Me: Yes, this is a chicken.
Joe: Yes, yes. A chicken. When I lived in the Philippines I raised chickens for cock fights. Now I work in office. Have big house.

Me: Do you have any pets?
Hero: My granddaughter.

Me: How is the girl?
Elly: She is embarrassed.
Me: Have you ever been embarrassed?
Elly: Yes. I was pooping.
Me: Um...what happened?
Elly: My friend came to see me and my mom told her I was pooping.  So embarrassing.