Overheard at Jewel's deli counter...

Jamie: How can I help you?
BlackWomanOver35: Can I sample a chicken wing? One that's not too hot.
Jamie: Sure.
BW35: Gimme a bigger one!
Jamie: I can't give you more than one.
BW35: What's yo name? I'm gonna tell yo supa-visa.
Jamie: Jamie.
BW35: Just like a girl.
OlderBlackWomanBehindtheCounter: She do this every day.