On a booze run...

Clerk at bodega: You're bleeding.
Me: Oh no, really?
Clerk: yeah, you look so sharp you cut yourself.


Seriously, life is full of delightful surprises and even a late-night booze run after unpacking all day can be fun. Everything can be fun.

"I'm not asking you to write my paper for me." -Every student who is asking me to write their paper for them.