On a booze run...

Clerk at bodega: You're bleeding.
Me: Oh no, really?
Clerk: yeah, you look so sharp you cut yourself.


Seriously, life is full of delightful surprises and even a late-night booze run after unpacking all day can be fun. Everything can be fun.

"I'm not asking you to write my paper for me." -Every student who is asking me to write their paper for them.

domo arigatou mr. roboto

Now I'm tutoring writing and reading online... The stories will be coming back.


Student: Can I ask you something off topic....like WAYYYY off topic?
Me: Okay.
Student: I've been using this since 7th grade and are you real people or like roboty things?
Me: I'm a real person. Everyone you talk to is a real person. :)
Student: Good. I'm kinda scared of robots.